Chinglish

1. Mang Out After Shit (flush after number two)
2. Don't Hurt Me For Your Pretty (Very Chinese expression in the first place, Can not find English one)
3. Welcome to Presence (Welcome to visit)
4. Take Care Of Your Slip (Wet! or mind you steps)
5. No firemaking in hard core scenery ( fire cracking prohibited in the center of the scenic area)
6. Divided Chick ( Chick breast, leg ...)
7. Noticing Security (watch out of pocket lifter?)
8. Visit in civilization and pay attention to hygiene
9. This WC is free of washing Please leave off after pissing or shitting (auto flushing)
10. No Entry On peace time (Emergency Exit)
11. Have a dog (warming of a dog in the house)
12. The Sea Fucks Goods (dry seafood section)
13. May reclaim (Recycling)
14. Taking care to deep water, not to take water please (no swiming is allowed)
15. The American Anne space sinaked eye pick ( angus beef )
16. No More Steps (employee only)
17. After first under on, do riding with civility (Let passages get off before get on to the bus)
18. Lesser Panda (redder panada)
19. Campfire Dance Hall (Campfire dance ground)
20. No Whoopla (Please be quiet)
30. Comfort Station (Toilet)
31. Bei Jing Super municipal in wine in smoke (Beijing Wine and Tobacco super store)
32. Slip and fall down carefully (Watch your steps)
33. The former address of the emperor's toilet
34. Show mercy to the slender grass
35. Wash after relief
36. Salute to The Tourists who keep the public hygience.
37. If you are stolen, call the police at once.
38. The less footprint, the more green (very cute)
39. Medicine No Fakes.

Much funnier if you understand what the express is intended in Chinese. A German guy had a blog to ask to preserve Chinglish as a national treasure. I think that he is out of his freaky mind. But it is just hilarious.

This is his web sit. Am I creating American Chinglish?&^%